Texas is the Red State. Presidential candidates don’t pander to us, they know where our vote is going. No matter how much the rest of you sneer and mock us, we’re good, God-fearing men down here. We don’t teach no filthy sex-education. We’re pro-life, because we follow God’s law.
Here in Texas, we only kill people who deserve it. Like Mexicans. Those filthy, murderin’, no-good illegals. It’s thanks to them, you know, that Texas is in violation of the Vienna Convention. It’s all their fault. If Humberto Leal hadn’t killed somebody, we wouldn’t have had to kill him right back. We had the right: it’s our state, dammit.
We’re equal-minded, too. Somebody kills a raghead and attacks another, we’ll kill him dead too. Even if he is a good ol’ boy. We ain’t racists here. Course, the bastards don’t appreciate us for it. Rais Bhuiyan, that poor ugly dog who got his face shot off, wanted mercy for his attacker. He just didn’t understand how important it was that we handle this permanently- out here on the frontier, there’s no such thing as prison, the sheriffs don’t have the time.